Tom Cardy/Montaigne的《Red Flags (feat. Montaigne)》歌词

The date started of so well

约会进展是如此顺利

Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life

夜晚开始时从未预料到会这么惊悚

She was perfect from what I could tell

她完美到我无法形容

How could I not see the danger right in front of me

我怎能没有察觉到这近在眼前的危机

My favorite food is fish

我最爱吃的是鱼

Baby, that’s my favorite too

宝贝那也是我最爱

I love cartoon dogs

我爱卡通狗狗

Baby I love Scooby-Doo

宝贝我也爱史酷比

Hey girl, what’s your favorite film?

嘿姑娘，你最喜欢哪部电影？

She said

她说

The best movie of all

史上最佳电影

A masterpiece of art called

一部杰作名为

Human Centipede

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Human Centipede

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I think that I’m gonna get murdered tonight

我感觉今晚我将惨遭谋杀

Human Centipede

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Not ironically

并非玩梗

She said

她说

The costume design was a highlight

它的造型设计可谓精妙绝伦

I like it for the plot

我喜欢它是因为剧情

Tell me what the plots about

跟我说说讲了啥

German doctor sews three people

德国医生 排好仨人

ASS

屁股

To

缝上

MOUTH

嘴！

COOL!

酷哦！

Human Centipede

人体蜈蚣

Please god save me

神啊求你救救我

I think that’s a

感觉这是

Red Flag

危险信号

I don’t want to

我可不想

Get Stabbed

惨遭捅刀

She said

她说

Human Centipede is a tour de force

人体蜈蚣真是惊世之作

I think

我想

Holy sh*t i’m gonna be the main course

完大蛋我要变成今晚主菜了

She said

她说

I admire the narrative of character growth

我很欣赏其中对角色成长的描写

I try

我试着

To get the waiters attention by blinking in morse code

靠摩斯电码眨眼来获取服务员的援助

Why are you blinking so much?

你怎么一直在眨眼？

I’ve got something in my eyes

我眼睛里进东西

Here let me get it out

来我帮你弄出来

No thank you; I don’t wanna die

不了谢谢 我还想活

Bonjour

您好

Sir was blinking at me

先生你一直在向我眨眼

Is this because your date is a freak?

是不是因为你约会对象是个大怪人？

(I ❤️ Centipede)

（我❤️蜈蚣）

No

不是

Very good then

好吧那么

Bon Appétit

用餐愉快

Stop hiding behind your silly made up red flag

别再躲藏于你那强行编造的愚蠢危险信号后了

To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had

仅仅是因为不敢冒险进入这段美好感情

Maybe your right and I’m looking for excuses

也许你是对的而我一直在找借口

My hearts got bruises but I’m ready to choose this love

我的心伤痕累累而我已准备好坠入爱河

You could be my world, the love of my life

你会成为我的全世界，我的一生所爱

One day we’ll get married and be husband and wife

迟早有一天我们会踏入婚姻殿堂结为夫妇

With a tasteful ceremony and a wedding of our dreams!

办一场我们梦寐以求的精致婚礼

Only if the wedding is themed:

只要婚礼主题是：

TELL ME WHAT THE THEME’S GONNA BE

告诉我会是什么主题

Hu↑man↓ Centi↓pede↑

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Hu↑man↓ Centi↓pede↑

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That way we could save on the catering bill

那样我们就能省下一大笔伙食费

Human Centipede

人体蜈蚣

Only one mouth to feed

一张嘴喂饱所有人

If you are the best man

如果你是伴郎

You know the deal

懂点规矩

PUCKER UP

撅嘴！

I can finally open myself up to love

我终于能够为了爱情而敞开心扉

I can finally sew a mouth to a butt

我终于能够把别人的嘴缝上屁股

Human Centipede

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